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Sylvester Squirrel continues is tireless plight defending his brethren against squirrelocide
Sylvester Squirrel is SquirrelBo
It was a long swim across the Atlantic but Sylvester Squirrel has finally made it to the north woods.
“It’s been a grueling battle thus far, but I won’t let my kin become squirrel-kabobs”, said Sylvester.
The hunters thought they had me cornered but I used my Green Beret survival skills and camouflaged myself in mud and leaves.
No crock-pot is safe until we ultimately triumph. These people think foxhunting is rough; they are desperately trying to stem my northern march defending the American gray squirrel.
I will continue my incursion into the buffer zones and preserves to defend against the trappers and hunters, refusing to rest until all gray squirrels are free to roam any forest they choose without the fear of becoming squirrel stew.
Our enemy has been overheard saying, “We don’t have anything against the American gray squirrel we’re just trying highlight the benefit of eating game.” And I say, “We will feast on Northern acorns tonight.”
Robin Hood my ass, victory is inevitable no retreat no surrender!
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Silent cries depict the Mass annihilation of American gray squirrels in Britain
All Across northern England and Scotland, a battle is being waged against innocent American gray squirrels.
The situation has become so dire that the government and wildlife groups have called in trappers and hunters — and even chefs with squirrel recipes — into a campaign of violence against the furry little grays.
Scotland’s environment minister, threatened to act immediately as he announced a three-year, $2 million program to try to eradicate the gray population. More than 50 groups have joined in the fight and the carnage is even supported by the Prince.
The poor gray squirrels have the British forebears to blame for the situation. Victorians brought the American gray species to England in the 18oo’s. Scots brought them over as a novelty and for sport shortly after that.
Sophisticated electronic devices monitor for any incursion by the gray squirrel into the buffer zones that have been created. When a gray is spotted there, the call goes out to trappers and hunters who try to kill the little guys.
“They don’t have much time left,” said Sylvester Squirrel. He is suiting up to join in the fight. He is vowing to stop the marauding aggressors. He was heard saying,” I must stop this senseless genocide” as he began his swim across the Atlantic.
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Terrorists Have A Shoe Weapon of Choice?
It appears that the terrorist training camps have switched to a new weapon.
The shoe is a weapon that can easily be hidden when you go to a high-level press conference. This provides opportunities to target officials at the uppermost levels.
Watch out for that Shoe!
Has terrorist technology improved enough to include a biological element possibly, perhaps a new strain of athlete’s foot?
Airborne fungus is still in the experimental phase according to the best intelligence, but they have been known to make a mistake or two. You might recall the weapons of mass destruction.
